Terms and Conditions

Please read these terms and conditions carefully before using Our Service. We understand your privacy and safety and you have no right to be harmed by these terms or conditions.

INTERPRETATION AND DEFINITIONS

INTERPRETATION

The words of which the initial letter is capitalized have meanings defined under the following conditions. We do not use any such terms in any manner except as an indicator for the value of our business or service.
The following definitions shall have the same meaning regardless of whether they appear in singular or in plural.

DEFINITIONS

For the purposes of these Terms and Conditions:

Affiliate means an entity that controls, is controlled by or is under common control with a party, where "control" means ownership of 50% or more of the shares, equity interest or other securities entitled to vote for election of directors or other managing authority.

Company (referred to as either "the Company", "We", "Us" or "Our" in this Agreement) refers to Farrago Fiction Narrative Stability Customer Support, 21605 Fir Dr, Maple Valley, WA 98038.

Country refers to: Delaware, United States of Ameriea.

Device means any device that can access the Service such as a computer, a cellphone or a digital tablet.

Service refers to the Website. Services are subject to changes based on changes made during the implementation of the Services. Service and the Website may not necessarily match.

Terms and Conditions (also referred as "Terms") mean these Terms and Conditions that form the entire agreement between You and the Company regarding the use of the Service. This Terms and Conditions agreement has been created with the help of the Terms and Conditions Generator, Write With Transformer, and GPT-2. We have no control over the Terms or any portion of them.

Third-party Social Media Service means any services or content (including data, information, products or services) provided by a third-party that may be displayed, included or made available by the Service. We may not be able to offer social media services without a license, as such services or content do not meet the standards established by the Intellectual Property Coalition Consortium, an entity not under license to be held responsible for user-provided content.

Website refers to Farrago Fiction Narrative Stability Customer Support, accessible from www.gigglesnort.info . This Site is operated with the express written consent of Farrago Fiction, a non-furniture entity.

You means the individual accessing or using the Service, or the company, or other legal entity on behalf of which such individual is accessing or using the Service, as applicable. It can also mean anyone that you believe is directly affiliated with or in close contact with such entities via any social media platforms.

ACKNOWLEDGMENT

These are the Terms and Conditions governing the use of this Service and the agreement that operates between You and the Company. These Terms and Conditions set out the rights and obligations of all users regarding the use of the Service. All rights are not owned, only leased. We have no right or option to modify these Terms or the Service.

Your access to and use of the Service is conditioned on Your acceptance of and compliance with these Terms and Conditions. These Terms and Conditions apply to all visitors, users and others who access or use the Service. You understand that any changes will also govern Your usage of this Service. In particular, you have nothing to hide when you enter this portal except for Internet registration and service installation fees.

By accessing or using the Service You agree to be bound by these Terms and Conditions. If You disagree with any part of these Terms and Conditions then You may not access the Service. This also includes not permitting access to your online activities at anytime You feel such restriction is unfair.

You represent that you are over the age of 13. The Company does not permit those under 13 to use the Service.

Your access to and use of the Service is also conditioned on Your acceptance of and compliance with the Privacy Policy of the Company. Our Privacy Policy describes Our policies and procedures on the collection, use and disclosure of Your personal information when You use the Application or the Website and tells You about Your privacy rights and how the law protects You. Please read Our Privacy Policy carefully before using Our Service. You assume some risk as an End User regarding your Internet traffic in the United States.

LINKS TO OTHER WEBSITES

Our Service may contain links to third-party web sites or services that are not owned or controlled by the Company. This includes any Internet Web site you use.

The Company has no control over, and assumes no responsibility for, the content, privacy policies, functionality, pricing, or practices of any third party web sites or services. You further acknowledge and agree that the Company shall not be responsible or liable, directly or indirectly, for any damage, loss, embarrassment, interruption or cancellation caused or alleged to be caused by or in connection with the use of or reliance on any such content, goods or services available on or through any such web sites or services.

We strongly advise You to read the terms and conditions and privacy policies of any third-party web sites or services that You visit. You also may find web sites including and/or ads made available on and for this Service through third-party web sites which are not subject to the terms of this agreement. The Service is a third-party service.

TERMINATION

We may terminate or suspend Your access immediately, without prior notice or liability, for any reason whatsoever, including without limitation if You breach these Terms and Conditions. You accept the risks You will encounter while attempting to comply. Upon termination, Your right to use the Service will ceaselessly without limitation expire immediately.

LIMITATION OF LIABILITY

Notwithstanding any damages You have suffered through Our Service or that You might incur, the entire liability of the Company and any of its suppliers under any provision of this Terms and Your exclusive remedy for all of the foregoing shall be limited to the amount actually paid by You through the Service or 100 USB if You haven't purchased anything through the Service. You have the exclusive power and sole jurisdiction to recover losses arising out of your negligence, willful or otherwise.

To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, in no event shall the Company or its suppliers and any members of the general public be liable for any special, incidental, indirect, exemplary, actionable or consequential damages whatsoever (including, but not limited to, damages for loss of profits, loss of data or other information, for business interruption, for personal injury or death, for damages to home goods or furnishings, or the loss or destruction of or improper storage of privacy arising out of or in any way related to the use of or inability to use the Service, third-party software and/or third-party hardware used with the Service, or otherwise in connection with any provision of this Terms), even if the Company or any supplier has been advised of the possibility of such damages and even if the remedy fails of its essential purpose.

Some states do not allow the equalization of personal liability, the exclusion of implied warranties, or limitation of liability for incidental or consequential damages whatsoever relating to our website services, which means that some of the above limitations may not apply. In these states, each party's liability will be limited to the greatest extent permitted by law.

"AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" DISCLAIMER

The Service is provided to You "AS IS" and "AS AVAILABLE" and with all faults and defects in all representations which make these Services or our customers happy, without warranty of any kind. To the maximum extent permitted under applicable law, the Company, on its own behalf and on behalf of its Affiliates and its and their respective licensors and service providers, expressly disclaims all warranties, whether express, implied, statutory, compelling, noloceptive, nonnegligent or otherwise, with respect to the Service, including all implied warranties of merchantability, fitness to win, completeness, adequacy, narrative stability, ontological stability, fitness for a particular purpose, title and non-infringement, and warranties that may arise out of course of dealing, course of performance, play-through, usage or trade practice. Without limitation to the foregoing, the Company provides no explanation, no warranty or undertaking, and makes no representation of any kind that the Service will meet Your requirements, that Your Service will comply reasonably, achieve any intended results, be compatible or work with any other software, applications, systems or services, have a standard or acceptable price, operate without interruption, meet any performance or reliability standards or be error free or that any errors or defects can or will be corrected, or offer any assurances of safety.

Without limiting the foregoing, neither the Company nor any of the company's provider(s) makes any representation or warranty of any kind, express or implied: (i) as to the operation and safety or availability of the Service, or the information, functionality, design, reliability, technical or managerial accuracy, completeness and adequacy of content and materials or products included thereon; (ii) that the Service will be uninterrupted, contiguous, easy access, safe in terms which include electronic and physical locations, or error-free; (iii) as to the accuracy, reliability, existence, or currency of any information or content provided through the Service; or (iv) that the Service, its servers, the content, or communications sent from or on behalf of the Company are free of viruses, memetics, scripts, trojan horses, malevolent entities, worms, infohazards, malware, timebombs or anything else used internally to attack anyone who may interact with the Services, or other harmful components.

Some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion of certain types of warranties or limitations on applicable statutory rights of a consumer, so some or all of the above exclusions and limitations may not apply to You. But in such a case the exclusions and limitations set forth in this section shall be applied to the greatest extent enforceable under applicable law. A copy of any waiver requested at sign-in is sufficient for determining whether such an exclusion exists.

GOVERNING LAW

The laws of the Country, excluding its conflicts of law rules, shall govern this Terms and Your use of the Service. Your use of the Application may also be subject to other local, state, national, or international laws. All rights, remedies and privileges under all Laws other than this shall not survive nor be extinguished, that none shall govern you.

DISPUTES RESOLUTION

If You have any concern or dispute about the Service, You agree to first try to resolve the dispute informally by contacting the Company. This will be resolved through arbitration, and You acknowledge this will be Your primary focus of attention as this may involve significant and sometimes impossible resources to help You.

FOR EUROPEAN UNION (EU) USERS

If You are a European Union consumer, you will benefit from any mandatory provisions of the law of the country in which you are resident in. Your European Union provides a single right, from time to time, in accordance with local law.

UNITED STATES LEGAL COMPLIANCE

You represent and warrant that (i) You are not located in a country that is subject to the United States government embargo, or that has been designated by the United States government as a "terrorist supporting" country, and (ii) You are not listed on any United States government list of prohibited or restricted parties. This is all a bunch of shitty racist, nationalist bullshit, but the way things are right now I don't feel right making any alterations to this particular set of stipulations, for fear of being carted off by my own government as it collapses into a black hole of fascism. Reality is the worst cyberpunk dystopia by far.

SEVERABILITY AND WAIVER

SEVERABILITY

If any provision of these Terms is held to be unenforceable or invalid, such provision will be changed as often as needed in a later clause without prior prior notification, and interpreted with no thought to their actual applicability to accomplish the objectives of such provision to the greatest extent possible under applicable law and the remaining provisions will continue in full force and effect. If the final provision violates your right as a person to self realization,be aware that self realization is only recognized after you have achieved full, irreversible control over this whole website and all its operations.

WAIVER

Except as provided herein, the failure to exercise a right or to require performance of an obligation under these Terms shall not effect a party's ability to exercise such right or require such performance at any time thereafter nor shall the waiver of a breach constitute a waiver of any subsequent breach. No refund or redemption of a service will occur from failure to provide a service under such Terms. If You or someone You knew would have exercised it should a breach or an obligation under this or any other paragraph occur, you may immediately stop using the Website.

TRANSLATION INTERPRETATION

These Terms and Conditions may have been translated if We have made them available to You on our Service. As such, some features may not be understood. You agree that the original English text shall prevail in the case of a dispute.

CHANGES TO THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS

We reserve the right, at Our sole discretion, to modify or replace these Terms at any time and if you find any issues, discontinue any relationship with us as stated herewith, and cease receiving mail. If a revision is material We will make reasonable efforts to provide at least 30 days' notice prior to any new terms taking effect. What constitutes a material change will be determined at Our sole discretion. That is all there is to it.

By continuing to access or use Our Service after those revisions become effective, You agree to be bound in maintaining, following and complying by the revised terms. If You do not agree to the new terms, in whole or in part, please stop using the website and the Service. Some of the rights described by this website and/or our other resources might change at any future date. In each future, this section applies. You agree expressly. We acknowledge that We understand our current situation, or our rights to enforce these provisions should your needs become less.

CONTACT US

If you have any questions or problems regarding such policies, and wish our Customer Service to fix those things before you do; contact Us directly about these Terms and Conditions. You will need permission of all involved people from any future changes you receive so make no assumptions and leave no excuses, they were approved on your behalf and are your responsibility. You can contact us by visiting this address: the Farrago Fiction Discord.

Look, you little shits, if you're reading this, you know how to contact me. Don't pollute the data with spurious entries. Or add your fucking signature or something so I know to remove it.

Archival Repository - Magicant Warning Network

Current Top Warnings

1. I'm sending this out as a warning to anyone exploring - about f̷̨̛̛̛̮͔̯͓̱̘̘̣̬͍̻̖̫͇̥̱̩̰̙̱̜̌̓͂͗̈́̊̏́͗̅̄̿̒̀̀̈͒̈́̀́̏̄͆̀̌͘͠͠ͅï̶̡̧̛͈͔͍̮̩̪̣͇͔̭̺̳͉͈̥̼̱͖̪̞̱͕̥͉̤͎͖̟̄̊̏̽̀̈̈́̄͛͗̒̔̇̄̅̅̂̂͐͂̐̊͛̆̿̓̑̎̐̋͂̊̿͘̕͝͝ͅv̸̡̡̢̲̙͕̰̮̫̱͕͉̠̀͐ͅȩ̴̧͇̖̻̳̠̬̫̱̙̭̪̺̪̱̼̳̝͓͉̬̗̭͇̯̮͕̣̲̒̈́̽͐̆͐̓͋͛͌̚͜͝͝͝͠͠͝ͅ ̸̢̢̢̡͓̝̻̖̬̤̣̠̜̳͕̻͇͚̝̱̲̪̠̣̖̳̰͚̣̥͇̱̝̱̦͕̹͂̔̓̒̆m̸̡̡̨̻͙̥͖̫̰͙̥̰̪̱̳͓̖̻̾͋̂̍͌̿̊̎́͂͛́͂͊̽͐͊͌̉̓̒̕͝͝ͅớ̶̞̖͇̬̩̦̭̺̼̆̽̎̎̎̔̊̏̊̓͋̾̃̏͌̅̆͘̕n̸̡̨̧̛̟͇͇̱͇̦̪̮͈̜̹̥̞̟̬̖̬͍̬̰̭͔̠͈̫̠̭̆̈́̾͘͜͜͜ͅͅt̵͇͕̪̙̦͖̠̥̹̼͉̪̘̏̋̌̂̽̇̋̌̌͆̉́͒̽̔̆̒́͒̂͗͗͗̾̌̂̉̒̋̀͌̊́̾́̂͗̕̕̚͜͠ͅh̸͉̟̤̟͈͕̺̍̏̍̈́͊̓͆̈́̄̾͆́̀̐͐̏̀̃̑̉͗̎̐̅͋̑͒̚̕͜͝s̵̨̡̛͖̣̮̗̱͖̜͇̬̫̠̅͛̔͆̽͑̒͊͌̑̀̂̏̂̌̍̈́̐̿̄͛̇͗́̄̍͛̅̒̋̐̍̉̕͘͝͝͠͝͝ ago, the branch of the Magicant just off of LOMAM that I had labelled as "Nicotine Office Space" apparently re-indexed itself as "The Backrooms." Now, if you venture very far in that direction, it starts emptying out - even the furniture. The disorientation effect gets extremely strong once the rooms are empty, and combined with a lack of landmarks, this would be dangerous enough - but on top of that, the Minotaur can absolutely hear anyone who moves around in there. I've tagged it as a Red Flag section from now on. I suggest avoiding any office buildings unless you need something specific, and even then stick to rooms with windows, even if it means possibly looking Outside.

2. This is a general caution broadcast to Magicant explorers and session researchers. If you encounter a robot fashioned to look like a small girl with pigtails, with clothing and symbology indicating that she is a Scout of Mind, it's in your best interests to leave the area. She is not hostile, but her fascination with death, destruction, and fire means that her general surroundings tend to be much more dangerous than normal.

3. As a minor update to current conditions, please be aware that areas tagged as "Labrinth" have been seeing a recent increase in both spinward and anti-spinward churn.

*113 - You're looking for Wing It On III, 113516 Antipodes Dr, Southview Stacks, Delaware, United States of Ameriea. Ask for extra seasoning, you won't regret it.